He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
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...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
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So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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