I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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