When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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