There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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