He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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