drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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