we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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