Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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