He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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