I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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