Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
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How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
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I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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