Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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