everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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