She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
