Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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