He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
how does that bad decision feel?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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