gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
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My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
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Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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