Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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