Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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