So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
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it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
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I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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