You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
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After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
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Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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