uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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