Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
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Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
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I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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