oh god the rape fog is back!
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
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I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
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OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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