hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
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we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
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I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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