between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
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I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
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Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
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