I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I could make wine with my vomit
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
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Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
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the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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