Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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