this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
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Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
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When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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