A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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