I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
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Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
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So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?