Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
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My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
why is half of my head shaved?
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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