I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
it hurts more in the daytime
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chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
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Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.