R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I want her autograph on my taint
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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