I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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