remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
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She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
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i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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