if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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