Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
Randomize