So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
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im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
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Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....