I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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