I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
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Mattress luging...It's a long story.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
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Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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