I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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