the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
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