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so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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