clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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