I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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