remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
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Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
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what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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