when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
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Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
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I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
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