So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Randomize
