If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
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you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
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She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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