like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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