then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
then he tried to convert me to islam
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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