I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
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