Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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