Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
We're using joints as your birthday candles
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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