You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
